"Wild Thing why did you take apart your toy cars?" (following a trail of wooden axles and wheels to his room)
"Because I's mean and nasty to cars. I's only love you mummy!"
I wish I had the camera handy, the scene was all the evidence I needed that plastic toys are evil - a Bionicle figure, a teal robot we found at Frenchy's and a blue robot Papa Pan found in a parking lot were dissecting three heirloom quality maple wooden cars.
I'd cry out "Oh the humanity!" But well, they're all toy versions of inanimate objects. Its not like Dark Mirror who, at the same age, threw ALL his toys off the balconey to see which would bounce and which would shatter.